Total Medals Earned: 720 (From 138 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,330 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (155/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the third boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Reach level 20
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/175 points)
Collect a correct pronoun
Complete the story mode
Play as both a boy and a girl at least once
Get a gameover in story mode
Get your first highscore in endless mode
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/260 points)
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get 5000 points
Destroy 18+ blocks at once
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 16/17 (475/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets